The Great Monsterio • November 8, 2025

Stellantis teams up with NVIDIA and Uber to beat Tesla at driverless taxi game

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round! The Great Monsterio is here to transport you into a realm where cars don’t just drive—they dance and glide! The news is electrifying, quite literally! Hold onto your hats, because Stellantis has called upon the tech wizards from NVIDIA and the ride-sharing sorcery of Uber. They're joining forces to take on the mighty Tesla in the driverless taxi showdown of the century!

Imagine getting into a vehicle that’s smarter than your average genius octopus—every limb equipped with gadgets and gizmos. That's right! This isn’t just any old jalopy; this is a futuristic chariot that practically turns you into royalty as you sit back and relax while it chauffeurs you through the kingdom of urban chaos. Forget waiting for a taxi like it's 1999—this is the jet-age of transportation!

Now, if you're not wired for high-voltage excitement just yet, let me paint the scene for you. Picture a car gliding smoothly down the road, an AI congress of robotic intellect doing the driving while you chill in the back, maybe sipping a cuppa or organising your collection of sea shells. It’s as if your vehicle has traded in its wheels for a magic carpet, taking you wherever you please without lifting a finger—even the steering wheel knows when to stay out of your business.

But that’s not all, dear readers! As part of this monstrous unveiling, we’re not just teasing you with tales of tomorrow. Oh no! Stellantis is thrusting itself into the driverless future with style, bringing along all the flair and pizzazz that you’d expect from such titans. This is a deal not just to be admired but to be celebrated!

So, why wait for the future when you can leap into it with arms wide open? Grab the digital reins and whisk yourself away to discover the nitty-gritty details of this deal that’s truly an electrifying escapade. What's that I hear? Could it be the sound of your sanity returning after you’ve realised how fabulous this is? It’s time to make futuristic transportation a reality. Who needs a crystal ball when you can already see the future ahead?

Check out the electrifying details and charge your imaginations over at the link below, because these driverless rides aren’t going to book themselves!

Links: Get the Deal Here

Credit: Original deal courtesy of Autoexpress.